See last night. I just needed to chill. With some haagen-daaz and a movie.
So one of my former roommates (lets call her "superwholock girl") and I go to walmart.
We see this herd of freshmen. (yes, I am sure) And we have a nostalgic moment along with analyzing how they have this cocky way of walking while also looking slightly petrified.
Then we decided we were going to get a movie.
Now. I have really mean friends.
I just do.
I have friends who told me, "You should watch Risky Business sometime! Tom Cruise is ADORABLE in that movie and you would LOVE it!!!!"
So we are digging through the three dollar movies with our ice cream and potato chips in hand (don't judge. We are in our twenties. We like food).
And there it is.
The movie so many have talked of.
I looked at the back and didn't really understand the plot.
So I did the smart thing and logical thing. I decided to buy it.
We get up to the self checkout. And I scan the movie and alarms start ringing, lights are flashing, there is some sort of warning message.
This. Movie. Is. R. Rated.
So the worker comes over and quiets the machines. He gives me a slightly disapproving look.
So I go to pay.
And it won't work.
In fact that WHOLE MACHINE just FROZE.
In disbelief I suspect.
"HOW DARE EMILIE BUY AN R RATED MOVIE!"
It took 15 minutes to get out of there.
15 minutes to decide if I really wanted to do this.
15 minutes of knowing in the back of my mind that:
MY ICECREAM IS MELTING!!!!!
The machine is soothed by two managers and one worker.
(We had an all out party over there man)
And we drove home.
Put in the movie.
And Superwholock girl asks, "So what's the movie about?"
I shrugged and said, "I guess we will find out."
And oh. We found out.
We found out really quick.
The movie comes on and this adorable and young Tom Cruise voice is talking about some dream he had.. and I realize what this movie is about.
I turn to Superwholock girl with a look of sheer terror on my face. "Sex. The movie is about sex."
And so I do NOT recommend this movie. Although Tom Cruise is adorable.
I do however recommend Lays Ginger and Wasabi chips. Those, unlike the movie, are SUPER fantastic.