It is way too early this morning.
Seriously.
It is 6:23 am.
I have been at work for almost thirty minutes.
I don't like mornings.
I am not a morning person.
I am becoming a teacher.
Guess who is going to buy a kuerig?
This person.
Coffee.
I don't have coffee at the moment.
Or money for coffee.
Enough morning grumbles.
Yesterday I went to the school again to start cleaning and organizing my room.
I FOUND OUT I AM GONNA HAVE SPANISH BOOKS!!!!
SO EXCITED!!
And then I got like a student worker.
And I made sure that he knows what all I wanted to stay.
And oddly enough I know his sisters boy friend.
Anyways.
We were going through the room and I opened the closet for further inspection.
Guys. There were cobwebs hanging down from things.
COBWEBS!
Like haven't been used in a long time cobwebs!
And then.
Here is the winner of the day.
Actually it's kinda cool.. but with how old I am guessing it to be...
It's super gross.
There was a PIG'S HEART in a bucket in the closet.
Now I have heard of skeletons in the closet (amazingly the skeletons were in the cabinet) but never a pig's heart.
No.
I did not open the bucket.
The kid offered, but then I thought of the smell...
And I just couldn't do it.
The weird thing about this room is that I feel like I am going through someone's stuff. (Technically I am)
And I am like freaked out they are going to walk in and be like.. "Hey! What are you doing with my pig's heart?!"
And I will literally have no answer.
And the teacher had been there forever.
I am told he was the good kind of crazy that everyone loved.
So I have some BIG shoes to fill.
Then we were talking about white boards and I was like, "Well I am teaching both science and Spanish." And he interupts and says, "And Keyboarding." And I was like, "Oh yeah, and that one."
Three subjects.
Four grade levels.
This is my kind of job.
I am so flipping excited!
Now I just have to figure out how to get rid of that heart.