I promised you a sappy post, and I haven't TECHNICALLY written a sappy post for a long time...
Plus no one commented any disregard towards me writing a sappy post.
I should think you all would be used to this by now...
I just really like writing sappy posts okay?!
I am not an outwardly sappy person!
I am WAY WAY WAY too AWKWARD for that.
For example today.
This conversation happened.
Me: I love you... Usually...
Him: Well, I love you T- WHAT?!
Me: Hi darling! I love you!
Me: Dearest, sweetest, love of my life....
Him: What do you want?
Me: You to love me...
Him: Only sometimes...
Me: Hang on now! I said USUALLY! There IS a difference.
Him: Fine. Most of the time.
Me: 99.99 to the 999th power percent of the time!
Him: And what is that small percentage left?! Hmmm?!
Me: When you fart on me...
He does put up with me for sure!
I realize this isn't the sappy post you want.
But I am not ready to write that one yet.
Let me figure out what I want to say and...
While you are waiting I will give you another fun conversation between me and my human!!!
*calls my human on the phone*
Me: THEY ARE COMING OUT WITH A NUTCRACKER MOVIE WANNA GO SEE IT WITH ME?!
H: I might be busy...
M: It has an amazing soundtrack, sword fighting, and doesn't look like there is any ballet...
H: Yeah I think I can go!
M: IT HAS BALLET!!! IT HAS BALLET!!!!!! *Screeches*
H: Nope... can't make it anymore..
M: Oh. It's Misty Copeland... HEY IT HAS EXPLOSIONS!
H: Yeah... I think I could make it.
M: AUGH!!!!! IT LOOKS SO AWESOME!!!! It has Kiera Knightly!
H: Nope! DEFINITELY can't make it.
M: BUT IT HAS MORGAN FREEMAN TOO!
H: I will think about it...