The Buddhist went up to the vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."
Well, the Buddhist handed the vendor and twenty and the vendor took the money and went about his business. A few minutes later the vendor still hadn't given the Buddhist the change. And the vendor turned around and the Buddhist said something about it. And the Vendor said, "Change comes from within."
Yeah. cheesy. But it's really really funny after talking about pregnancy and birthing in child development.
Not my favorite topic! Haha.
So today I have had a Lizzie McGuire sort of day. It wasn't a bad day, I was just awkward and klutzy.
Pretty much sums up my life sometimes. :D
So I went climbing at the rock wall, like I normally do. I am super excited because I finally did it! I climbed all the routes on the sloping wall with out using my hands! It happened! :D
Well, the first one was the easiest route that is at the wall, but the second one was much harder. I only got up halfway the first time. (Which wasn't easy) And then "forced" my ex to climb it cause I wanted to see if he could. Well, I told him that if he got higher than me I would make him diabetes friendly cookies. Well he did. He actually ended up climbing to the top which was very entertaining. I was "cheering" him on. "Oh come on! If I can do it so can you!!" and "All you gotta do is.." (Which is easier said than done normally).
Well, we had witnesses.. er... audience...?
And one of the guys was all, "I would climb that for cookies!!!"
And another guy said "So... is this what you all normally do? Come in an torment eachother?"
My reply, "Pretty much."
Well, my ex is basically laying across the wall and starts cracking up. I was all,"Stop laughing! You're gonna fall!"
And the bystander said, "Cool. Sounds fun."
Yeah. So. Much. fun.
Well normally it's not, but today it really was!!!!! The bystander was also, "I saw you climbing route one earlier and was all laaaame. Then I realized you were doing it without hands, and then you were doing route 14 without hands. and it wasn't lame anymore!"
So. Now I need to find a good recipe for chocolate chip cookies for my ex. An incentive is an incentive.
Some days I really love how we fall into this nice friend routine. And other days there is a HUGE elephant in the room. It's annoying.
Also. I thought there was something wrong with me because I am all girly. More so than I have ever been. But then I found out my best friend is also suffering from this little problem.
Well. I think you all are done reading now. Have a good night.