One I threw away because.. it just wasn't turning out right.
The other... unfortunate events occurred and that one still hurts.
But I have written a ton!
And then of course I have written this blog... since... 2012.
That's FOUR years.
Granted...
I haven't always kept up with it super well....
As you can see with the archives.
Sorry..
But hey! Look at all the writing!
I think I figured out where all my free time went!
Also, I am really going to like looking back and seeing all the wonderful things God did.
And also laughing at myself.
Because some of what I wrote is SO stupid.
My favorite line out of all the books (because yes, I read some of them) was:
"'Yes, the father of my 112 children has a girlfriend."
Just because it's the most outrageous things ever.
Now. Let me explain that.
It's not about a video game.
It's a real life quote I used in dance.
See.
That year I taught two ballet classes.
One older and one younger.
My older ballet class was filled with girls from 12-16 and one guy who was 22 (the-male-whom-I-am-fond-of, also known as Zac).
So you can imagine all of the shenanigans that happened.
It was finals week for me. I was FRIED.
It was also the day that the sixth graders got the sex talk.
How do I know that?
My sixth grader kept making sex jokes. (Like clean sex jokes)
So we are working on the dance, Davy Jones, and my guy walks in to the studio to us talking about mermaid babies.
The girls were trying to figure out how mermaids would have babies, and I was just trying to get them to stretch.
Well.
The thing about Zac is... between him and my sixth grader...
They could get the bunny trail going anywhere.
So they started talking about how if I got pregnant I would literally dance until the baby was born.
Then.
Like.
I don't know how but somehow it became that I had 112 children... with Zac.
He was the dad, and I was mom.
I mean.
It was nuts.
And it's really hard to explain.
But yeah.
That happened.
So then at the dress rehearsal I ended up having an allergic reaction to some headache medicine.
But the joke became that I was actually in labor with triplets.
Why triplets? I don't know.
Anyways.
Zac had a girlfriend, and I was trying to explain to the girls that he had a girlfriend.
(They all knew I liked him)
And they go, "What?! How could dad cheat on you?!"
"Well don't worry. Dad and I got a divorce."
And then the next week one girl hadn't been there the week before and she found out and was DEVASTATED!
She goes, "THE FATHER OF YOUR 112 CHILDREN IS DATING SOMEONE?!"
And that is where I said, "Yes. The father of my 112 children has a girlfriend."
But he is also known as Prune Juice and Pineapple.
My girls are weird.
But I love them.