Today is Friday... Just in case you didn't realize it! :D
Okay so I guess I am just going to tell you about my entire week cause... I forgot to write this week. Okay. I didn't forget to write... I just kept passing out before I wrote.
So Monday. Monday was like death in a fun way. I had FOUR cups of coffee. FOUR. FOUR. And not sugar with coffee. Oh no. Definitely not.
I had four cups of BLACK coffee with like only 2 spoons of sugar.
Remember Hammy from "Over the Hedge?" When they gave him the energy drink? (Here is a video to show you)
An even better example would be when that little squirrel from Hoodwinked drank the coffee.. (Another video for your viewing pleasure.)
And then to be funny a friend brought me a Monster Energy drink (I DID NOT DRINK IT) But Seriously.
That coffee high lasted ALL DAY!!! And then I ended up crashing. Hard.
And Like the-male-whom-I-am(was)-fond-of had let me borrow his laptop right? (Cause he is a REALLY nice friend) and I had to get it back to him, but I worked basically all day and the two hours that I wasn't really doing anything... I turned on House M.D. and sat staring at the screen zoning out, and had put my phone across the room so no one could get a hold of me...
At close to eleven o'clock at night, he calls me to "do a package drop off" but he actually comes to my door cause he can hear in my voice that I am OBVIOUSLY sleeping. And of course I get a bright and cheery "Goodmorning!"
Then I open up my door to the hallway (to walk to the front door) and I am BLINDED!!! I stagger backwards reeling in horror at the brightness. (I told you I crashed REALLY hard.)
Then I opened the front door to see the-male-whom-I-am(was)-fond-of standing there. Again the lights outside are even brighter than the ones inside... and again I get a cheery "Goodmorning!" So I hand him his case back with a thank you (At least I hope I said thank you) And what does he say, "Do you normally sleep with pencils impaling your hair?"
I had forgotten that I stuck pencils in my bun to keep my hair up cause my sassiest student didn't have a hair tie so I gave her mine.
Then Tuesday meanders along.
I got to sleep in until... 7:25. Which is SO amazing! (That sad moment...)
And Junior Block was actually really fun. I learned that I am very sassy sometimes. And So is my junior block buddy.
We have this one professor who was having us answer statements as agree or disagree. And some of my reasoning was really... random. For example. One of the questions we had was to split off into groups of Open Ended Questions, or Closed Ended Questions.
My question was "What color is it?" And I was trying to go over to the open ended side (because it is not a yes or no question) and everyone was all "No. You need to go over to the closed ended side.) So I did, but when she asked me my question I said that I don't agree with it being closed answered. And she asks me why.
"First off, color blind chilldren (she almost starts laughing right here). Second off, this is not just blue, this could be ocean blue, turquoise blue, or you will inevitably have that one student who claims it is DRAGON BLUE!!!" But she still says it is close ended.
that is sorta how class went for the whole hour....
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!!
MY JUNIOR BLOCK BUDDY GOT ENGAGED!
Then on Tuesday night, I was exhausted but it was my brothers 18th birthday (gosh we are getting old). And so I stayed up until he got home from band.
I was watching this sermon. It was a very good sermon.
And I also was trying not to freak out about all this stuff I need to do before next Wednesday.
And... like... I needed to go for a walk so I text the male-whom-I-am(was)-fond-of to see if he would care to go for a walk.
So we did.
At the end of this walk. My friend just randomly goes, "That's an armadillo. They aren't native to Missouri." So what do we do?
We follow it.
We stalk this armadillo and like I think the armadillo was quite aware.
Can I just say that armadillos look like Roley-Poleys with a head and tail. And I don't understand why armadillos don't just curl up and roll. Because I think they potentially could.
Overall. A good walk.
But I got to bed around like 1:30 am... and I have to be up at 5:30 normally. So I roll out of bed and trudge to work, so tired, but looking SO FORWARD to a NAP.
I get to work... and get this... I wasn't actually scheduled for 6... I was scheduled for 9... so guess who got to go back to sleep until almost nine?! THAT'S RIGHT!!! THIS GIRL!!!! :D It was Fantastic!
But work is almost over... so this post will have to be continued later on today. WHICH MEANS YOU GET LIKE TWO TODAY!!!!
Also I feel the need to be dramatic so I am going to end this on a cliff hanger..
Then Thursday came around, and the things that happened were hiliarious... To Be Continued...
Next time on "Amusement for your day" we find Emilie coming home from Practicum and see her jump about three feet in the air.. why did she jump? How did practicum go? Did she buy the frosty? And... what about Naomi? All of that and more will be answered on the next installment of "Amusing for your day!"